told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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