on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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