Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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