and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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