i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
