You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Randomize
