I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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