my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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