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(301): View more from Maryland

Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

(402): View more from Nebraska

Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

(913): View more from Kansas

Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(706): View more from Georgia

It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.

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(314): View more from Missouri

you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying

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