Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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