What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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