She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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