This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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