Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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