Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
