I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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