Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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