the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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