Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
