what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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