is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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