The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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