Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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