i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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