i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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