He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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