no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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