its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
