Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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