dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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