Buhtt sex?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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