It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
two words: eviction party
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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