i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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