So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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