I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My sheets look like a crime scene.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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