I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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