THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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