IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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