just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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