I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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