his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
