ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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