in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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