Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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