I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
nutella sex= disaster
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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