Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize