It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I could fuck to npr.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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