I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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