thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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