lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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