He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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