I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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