She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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