we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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